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| − | "Old Man Ten had ten young get | + | "Old Man Ten had ten young get/ |
| − | Yet not a one of them was young | + | Yet not a one of them was young/ |
| − | But Old Man Ten would soon be dead | + | But Old Man Ten would soon be dead/ |
And about his bed they hung. | And about his bed they hung. | ||
| − | An ocean of tears did they each give | + | An ocean of tears did they each give/ |
| − | To shower their dying dad | + | To shower their dying dad/ |
| − | On the day it looked like he might live | + | On the day it looked like he might live/ |
Not one in ten was glad. | Not one in ten was glad. | ||
| − | 'It looks the worst,' said dear old dad | + | 'It looks the worst,' said dear old dad/ |
| − | It looks as if I may pull through! | + | It looks as if I may pull through!/ |
| − | 'Fret not father! | + | 'Fret not father! Poison's to be had/ |
That could do for five of you!' | That could do for five of you!' | ||
| − | 'Or I could find a big red rock!' | + | 'Or I could find a big red rock!'/ |
| − | Exclaimed the youngest of his brood | + | Exclaimed the youngest of his brood/ |
| − | 'And all the redder it would look | + | 'And all the redder it would look/ |
With the addition of your blood!' | With the addition of your blood!' | ||
| − | 'No no, I say, each is too dull | + | 'No no, I say, each is too dull/ |
| − | Not one of them will end my days | + | Not one of them will end my days/ |
| − | I wish to die, be nix and null | + | I wish to die, be nix and null/ |
In death I wish to stay.' | In death I wish to stay.' | ||
| − | 'Forget the stones, he'll want a blade! | + | 'Forget the stones, he'll want a blade!/ |
| − | Sharp as blade can be! | + | Sharp as blade can be!/ |
| − | And when we've done just as he bade | + | And when we've done just as he bade/ |
He'll share his death with me!' | He'll share his death with me!' | ||
| − | 'A wench! A fresh and lusty wench! | + | 'A wench! A fresh and lusty wench!/ |
| − | No, two! No, three! No, four! | + | No, two! No, three! No, four!/ |
| − | The heart of him they'll twist and wrench | + | The heart of him they'll twist and wrench/ |
Until he's dead on the floor!' | Until he's dead on the floor!' | ||
| − | 'No no, I say, each is too dull | + | 'No no, I say, each is too dull/ |
| − | Not one of them will end my days | + | Not one of them will end my days/ |
| − | I wish to die, be nix and null | + | I wish to die, be nix and null/ |
In death I wish to stay.' | In death I wish to stay.' | ||
| − | 'I will take you out into snow,' | + | 'I will take you out into snow,'/ |
| − | mused the cruelest of his bunch | + | mused the cruelest of his bunch/ |
| − | 'And to the wolves I'll have you go | + | 'And to the wolves I'll have you go/ |
They'll eat you up for lunch!' | They'll eat you up for lunch!' | ||
| − | 'I'll throw you through the big window | + | 'I'll throw you through the big window/ |
| − | Like an eagle will you fly | + | Like an eagle will you fly/ |
| − | And when you crumple on crags below | + | And when you crumple on crags below/ |
You'll smile as you die.' | You'll smile as you die.' | ||
| − | 'No no, I say, each is too dull | + | 'No no, I say, each is too dull/ |
| − | Not one of them will end my days | + | Not one of them will end my days/ |
| − | I wish to die, be nix and null | + | I wish to die, be nix and null/ |
In death I wish to stay.' | In death I wish to stay.' | ||
| − | 'BOO! Haha, I'll scare you stiff! | + | 'BOO! Haha, I'll scare you stiff!/ |
| − | A fright will stop your heart!' | + | A fright will stop your heart!'/ |
| − | He was liked the least of Ten | + | He was liked the least of Ten/ |
and they threw him off the rampart. | and they threw him off the rampart. | ||
| − | 'I'll take you out to seas of black | + | 'I'll take you out to seas of black/ |
| − | Bind your feet and wrists | + | Bind your feet and wrists/ |
| − | And push you off the slipp'ry deck | + | And push you off the slipp'ry deck/ |
To drown in the Abyss.' | To drown in the Abyss.' | ||
| − | 'No no, I say, each is too dull | + | 'No no, I say, each is too dull/ |
| − | Not one of them will end my days | + | Not one of them will end my days/ |
| − | I wish to die, be nix and null | + | I wish to die, be nix and null/ |
In death I wish to stay.' | In death I wish to stay.' | ||
| − | 'I'll hang you up until you choke | + | 'I'll hang you up until you choke/ |
| − | It will be quick due to your size | + | It will be quick due to your size/ |
| − | And crows will come to peck and poke | + | And crows will come to peck and poke/ |
Your tongue and ears and eyes.' | Your tongue and ears and eyes.' | ||
| − | And sitting next to blazing fire | + | And sitting next to blazing fire/ |
| − | His daughter said "May I suggest? | + | His daughter said "May I suggest?/ |
| − | A funeral pyre, that's your desire! | + | A funeral pyre, that's your desire!/ |
To burn to ash is best!' | To burn to ash is best!' | ||
| − | 'No no, I say, each is too dull | + | 'No no, I say, each is too dull/ |
| − | Not one | + | Not one of them will end my days/ |
| − | All of them! At once! Them all! | + | All of them! At once! Them all!/ |
I'll die ten different ways!' | I'll die ten different ways!' | ||
| − | So he was stabbed while with a wench | + | So he was stabbed while with a wench/ |
| − | and the bed was set afire | + | and the bed was set afire/ |
| − | which sat astern a little skiff | + | which sat astern a little skiff/ |
and his neck was bound with wire. | and his neck was bound with wire. | ||
| − | The poisoned wine had whisked its way | + | The poisoned wine had whisked its way/ |
| − | Straight to Old Man Ten's head | + | Straight to Old Man Ten's head/ |
| − | As he lay with lusty wench | + | As he lay with lusty wench/ |
on a burning, bloody bed. | on a burning, bloody bed. | ||
| − | And the skiff was pushed off a great big cliff | + | And the skiff was pushed off a great big cliff/ |
| − | to tumble to the seas of black | + | to tumble to the seas of black/ |
| − | and boulders came down after him | + | and boulders came down after him/ |
so smash him with a CRACK! | so smash him with a CRACK! | ||
| − | Which also smashed the hapless wolves | + | Which also smashed the hapless wolves/ |
| − | That tore his limbs to scraps | + | That tore his limbs to scraps/ |
| − | And smiling from his son's bad joke | + | And smiling from his son's bad joke/ |
Into death he finally lapsed. | Into death he finally lapsed. | ||
| − | 'No no, I say, each is too dull | + | 'No no, I say, each is too dull/ |
| − | Not one | + | Not one of them will end my days/ |
| − | All of them! At once! Them all! | + | All of them! At once! Them all!/ |
| − | I'll die ten different ways!' | + | I'll die ten different ways!'/ |
| − | All of them! At once! Them all! | + | All of them! At once! Them all!/ |
| − | I'll die ten different ways!'" | + | I'll die ten different ways!'/" |
Revision as of 16:42, 16 July 2007
"Old Man Ten had ten young get/ Yet not a one of them was young/ But Old Man Ten would soon be dead/ And about his bed they hung.
An ocean of tears did they each give/ To shower their dying dad/ On the day it looked like he might live/ Not one in ten was glad.
'It looks the worst,' said dear old dad/ It looks as if I may pull through!/ 'Fret not father! Poison's to be had/ That could do for five of you!'
'Or I could find a big red rock!'/ Exclaimed the youngest of his brood/ 'And all the redder it would look/ With the addition of your blood!'
'No no, I say, each is too dull/ Not one of them will end my days/ I wish to die, be nix and null/ In death I wish to stay.'
'Forget the stones, he'll want a blade!/ Sharp as blade can be!/ And when we've done just as he bade/ He'll share his death with me!'
'A wench! A fresh and lusty wench!/ No, two! No, three! No, four!/ The heart of him they'll twist and wrench/ Until he's dead on the floor!'
'No no, I say, each is too dull/ Not one of them will end my days/ I wish to die, be nix and null/ In death I wish to stay.'
'I will take you out into snow,'/ mused the cruelest of his bunch/ 'And to the wolves I'll have you go/ They'll eat you up for lunch!'
'I'll throw you through the big window/ Like an eagle will you fly/ And when you crumple on crags below/ You'll smile as you die.'
'No no, I say, each is too dull/ Not one of them will end my days/ I wish to die, be nix and null/ In death I wish to stay.'
'BOO! Haha, I'll scare you stiff!/ A fright will stop your heart!'/ He was liked the least of Ten/ and they threw him off the rampart.
'I'll take you out to seas of black/ Bind your feet and wrists/ And push you off the slipp'ry deck/ To drown in the Abyss.'
'No no, I say, each is too dull/ Not one of them will end my days/ I wish to die, be nix and null/ In death I wish to stay.'
'I'll hang you up until you choke/ It will be quick due to your size/ And crows will come to peck and poke/ Your tongue and ears and eyes.'
And sitting next to blazing fire/ His daughter said "May I suggest?/ A funeral pyre, that's your desire!/ To burn to ash is best!'
'No no, I say, each is too dull/ Not one of them will end my days/ All of them! At once! Them all!/ I'll die ten different ways!'
So he was stabbed while with a wench/ and the bed was set afire/ which sat astern a little skiff/ and his neck was bound with wire.
The poisoned wine had whisked its way/ Straight to Old Man Ten's head/ As he lay with lusty wench/ on a burning, bloody bed.
And the skiff was pushed off a great big cliff/ to tumble to the seas of black/ and boulders came down after him/ so smash him with a CRACK!
Which also smashed the hapless wolves/ That tore his limbs to scraps/ And smiling from his son's bad joke/ Into death he finally lapsed.
'No no, I say, each is too dull/ Not one of them will end my days/ All of them! At once! Them all!/ I'll die ten different ways!'/ All of them! At once! Them all!/ I'll die ten different ways!'/"
