Size

How bloomin' big it is! Please see File:Sizes.ods.

If you're

Huge

• Muscle gets a boost because you have the strength of 10 Morgan Freemans
• HP goes up because there's more of you to hurt
• Speed goes up because of your immense legs
• Defense goes down because you're huge and easy to hit

Tiny

• Muscle gets a drain because you have noodly appendages. Should even go below zero if you're about the size of macaroni.
• HP goes down because you have miniature organs
• Speed goes down because you have stubby little legs
• Defense goes up because you're tiny and hard to hit