User:Doublecompile
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Jonathan Hawk is a simple man.
Jonathan Hawk won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1957 for his work in genetically altering guinnea pigs to dissuade them from their usual aspirations of world domination (one chewed-up cedar chip at a time).
Jonathan Hawk is a noted Robosexual (has sex with robots).