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− | "Old Man Ten had ten young get,
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− | Yet not a one of them was young,
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− | But Old Man Ten would soon be dead
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− | And about his bed they hung.
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− | An ocean of tears did they each give,
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− | To shower their dying dad,
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− | On the day it looked like he might live,
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− | Not one in ten was glad.
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− | 'It looks the worst,' said dear old dad,
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− | It looks as if I may pull through!'
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− | 'Fret not father! Poisons to be had
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− | That could do for five of you!'
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− | 'Or I could find a big red rock!'
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− | Exclaimed the youngest of his brood,
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− | 'And all the redder it would look
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− | With the addition of your blood!'
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− | 'No no, I say, each is too dull.
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− | Not one of them will end my days.
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− | I wish to die, be nix and null
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− | In death I wish to stay.'
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− | 'Forget the stones, he'll want a blade!
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− | Sharp as blade can be!
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− | And when we've done just as he bade,
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− | He'll share his death with me!'
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− | 'A wench! A fresh and lusty wench!
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− | No, two! No, three! No, four!
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− | The heart of him they'll twist and wrench
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− | Until he's dead on the floor!'
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− | 'No no, I say, each is too dull.
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− | Not one of them will end my days.
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− | I wish to die, be nix and null
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− | In death I wish to stay.'
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− | 'I will take you out into snow,'
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− | mused the cruelest of his bunch,
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− | 'And to the wolves I'll have you go,
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− | They'll eat you up for lunch!'
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− | 'I'll throw you through the big window,
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− | Like an eagle will you fly,
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− | And when you crumple on crags below,
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− | You'll smile as you die.'
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− | 'No no, I say, each is too dull.
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− | Not one of them will end my days.
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− | I wish to die, be nix and null
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− | In death I wish to stay.'
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− | 'BOO! Haha, I'll scare you stiff!
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− | A fright will stop your heart!'
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− | He was liked the least of Ten,
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− | and they threw him off the rampart.
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− | 'I'll take you out to seas of black,
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− | Bind your feet and wrists.
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− | And push you off the slipp'ry deck
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− | To drown in the Abyss.'
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− | 'No no, I say, each is too dull.
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− | Not one of them will end my days.
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− | I wish to die, be nix and null
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− | In death I wish to stay.'
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− | 'I'll hang you up until you choke.
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− | It will be quick due to your size.
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− | And crows will come to peck and poke
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− | Your tongue and ears and eyes.'
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− | And sitting next to blazing fire
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− | His daughter said "May I suggest?
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− | A funeral pyre, that's your desire!
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− | To burn to ash is best!'
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− | 'No no, I say, each is too dull.
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− | Not one of them of them will end my days
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− | All of them! At once! Them all!
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− | I'll die ten different ways!'
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− | All of them! At once! Them all!
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− | I'll die ten different ways!'"
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